Lots of shows! We're just getting off a May-June tour and will be heading out again in July with Retching Red. We're also putting out a split with them, so look for it!
Aside from that, we're just busily working on getting some new material together and playing a lot. Thanks to everybody who's come to see us at home, on tour, and everywhere else!
Help us get on XM, channel 53 (Fungus)! Request us by clicking HERE and go to request song! You can also get our stuff on Interpunk now - to get the 7" split with Common Enemy click HERE and to get our full-length CD "Hell in My Pants", click HERE.
If you're interested in booking us, email Lordtaint@aol.com for information on getting us to come out to your town, drink your beer, and harass the local youngsters.
Because Ian Twat sucks so hard at updating this section, just visit our MySpace site (link above) to find out where we'll be. That's probably easiest, given his general level of slackness lately.
Lord Taint (Scott Twat) - Fearless leader and fan of public nudity
Cuntess Twat - The brains behind the vocals and the twat behind The Twats.
Sir Drunks-a-lot (Nik Twat) - He drinks hard. He plays hard. He's a metalhead.
Duckie Twat (Max) - Who would have thought that so much
rock would fit into such a little dude?
Rusty Trombone - He's from North Dakota, but we like
him anyway.
