STREET TEAM:
Calling
everybody who's interested in helping Die Cheerleader Die to
take over the world:
We need your
help to make DCD the most popular punk band in the history
of the universe! To do this, you will become one of the few, the
proud, the street team. Your mission, should you choose to accept
it, will include the following:
- Emailing
our Minister of Information, Spike, at spike_spikeson@yahoo.com.
To join the team, you must pass an intelligence test, consisting of
remembering to include your mailing address in the email so he can send
you stuff. For the record, it sometimes takes a while for us to
get the stuff together, so don't panic if it doesn't come for a few
weeks.
- Your
primary job will be to pass out stickers and buttons to anybody who
wants one. Though we certainly don't encourage putting stickers
on anybody's property without their prior approval (that would be
wrong!), we would like to point out that these stickers seem to adhere
well to things like buses, street signs, interstate trucks, record
stores, popular clubs and nightspots, and pretty much anywhere else
that large numbers of people congregate.
- Your
secondary job will be to pass out promo CDs to people you think might
appreciate them. The best folks to give these to include venue
owners, band members, punk website webmasters, college radio stations,
and anybody who really, really likes punk rock.
- Finally,
when you have depleted your supply of DCD stuff, you will report back
to our Minister of Information (again, spike_spikeson@yahoo.com)
to replenish your supplies. Any amusing tales from your previous
mission would be greatly appreciated, because we all like a good story
here at DCD Headquarters (particularly those including lots of sex and
violence).
Not
everybody is cut out to be a DCD Street Team member. For example,
currently incarcerated convicts and those in institutions for the
criminally insane tend to be poor street team members, as they have no
contact with the street. However, if you think you've got what it
takes, email me at spike_spikeson@yahoo.com and we'll see if you
have the right stuff. (If you are currently incarcerated or
criminally insane, please wait until your release to email us!)
